We just smiled at each other between all the cross conversations. Here was this cute brunette about a third my age coming on to me. After dessert and ...offee, I found her sitting outside on a truck tailgate by herself and strolled up to her. She said, "You are the nicest man here. You have been so very nice to me and made me feel very much a part of the family." I told her she was a beautiful girl but it was hard to see much of her with the long denim skirt and heavy sweater. She pulled me close. Kaoru: Ken... shin... Kenshin!!! NO--!!!!(He freezes)Kaoru (sweating and breathing hard): Don't go back to being the Hitokiri... and using the killer's sword... (she collapses)... no... Kenshin: Miss Kaoru! (he dashes over and catches her before she hits the ground) Miss Kaoru, wake up! Are you all right?(She opens her eyes, then smiles.)Kaoru: I'm all right. Kenshin.Kenshin: Oro?Kaoru: You're talking... like you usually do. I'm fine, now--(Jin'eh stands behind them. He draws his short sword. "Oh my! It appears there is some swelling!" Swelling?" he chokes, her hand closing around his length. He moans, his eyes rolling back as her elegant fingers pump him. She works him over for a moment, stopping abruptly. His eyes fly open and he watches her push off of the bed. He reaches for her, barely missing her wrist."Uh uh, Sam," she clucks, wagging a finger at him. "You need to stay right here while I get a few supplies."He watches her walk out of the room. Watches the sway of her hips and. I looked down to the foot of the bed.Well no wonder. It wasn't my wife, not even close. She, the woman who was definitely not my wife, just stood there. Right there at the foot of my bed. She was wearing jeans and a long white tank top. She had the most beguiling smile on her face.This was all very strange. Yet, for some unexplained reason, not only did I want her to take her tank top off - it's like I knew that it was going to happen. Funny.With practiced grace she crossed her arms over her.