M. when Jordan finally arrived home and carried Angel inside. She was so tired she couldn't stay awake long enough to remove her clothes, so Jordan to...k them off for her and then cuddled up next to her under the covers in the bed, giving her a light peck on the cheek as he drifted off to sleep.Martin paced back and forth in his office sipping his coffee. He had put it off for several days, but he knew he had to go speak to Angel. For a man like him, something like that was easier said than. I said, i wont believe her for which she promised that she wouldn’t ever get angry on me..Suddenly, the wickedness in me worked out and i asked her what color bra was she wearing… immediately i sent the second msg that if she gets angry, then her promise is false. There was a silence and i thought the show was over. then came a beep, which stopped my heart beat for a minute. Her answer was that she didn’t wear any at that time.Woooooooowwwwwww was my reply. i then asked for the colour of her. Aunty (Phone pe baat karte hue): Haa, main pahunch gayi hu. Haa theek hu. Hmmm, okay bye.Me: Chaliye andar chalte hai.Fir hum andar aate hai. Maine pehle se hi kamre ka ac on kar diya tha, jisse room kaafi chilled ho gaya tha. Aunty ko bhi room mein ab kaafi acha lag raha tha. Fir main gaya refrigerator se do glasses mein cold drink le aaya. Aur fir hum logo ne wo pee li.Main unhe peete hue dekh raha tha. Kya raseele honth the yaar. Mann to kar raha tha liplock kar lu. Fir maine apne aap ko. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What brought that on?"She explained, "The egg timer's broke."A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded."I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?".