Come on."The kid ... he couldn't be 19, stepped in and followed me to the kitchen. Maria, disapproving as always when I did something unusual, poured ...wo glasses of tea and found something 'necessary' to do in the kitchen. We sipped our tea and made inconsequential small talk. Like I said, I'm bored.With the last sip downed, the kid said, "Wow. Nice house. There's just one thing I noticed that needs doing to the outside. When the builders finish these fine brick homes, and I must say, your's is. Her ass, painted with soft blue yoga pants, wiggled enticingly in the awkward position with each jarring motion of her arm. I nearly lost all self control right then and there. I’m really not sure just how long I stood there, leaning against the open doorway, thoroughly enjoying the view of her as she moved. It could have been hours though more likely just a few minutes. I knew the decent thing would be to get her attention or just leave but part of me truly wanted to believe she knew I was. I’ll just go get your coffee.’ I saw her go talk to Joe and he was shaking his head when she came back with my coffee. ‘Okay, Joe says you’re alright. I have men coming on to me quite often and I don’t need that in my life right now. What is it you want? What is a holiday friend? I know the church put my kids’ names on a tree so they could have a Christmas but they never mentioned anything about a friend.’ ‘The friend is my idea, please let me explain. If you just want me to buy the kids a gift. That was the plan; he wanted to see Diane in action but a riot would be a bad idea. There was a risk that some of the men in the room might phone their mates, but at first glance they didn’t look a very matey bunch. Each person was sitting with a group of empty seats around them. On the screen a woman was stripping for a naked swim in the woods; looking over her shoulder for signs of anyone watching and completely failing to see the three young men hiding in the bushes. There was no subtlety,.