CUT IT OUT! she said to me angrily with an expression of rage I had never seen before on her face, Or, get this straight Mr.—ILL CUT IT OFF! Sure, d...ar, I was only kidding around, I said limply, astonished by her fury, but Joan soon made clear she was interested in more than apologies. Get out of those pajamas and get down on the floor naked on your hands and knees with your ass up in the air!!! she shouted at me. Meekly I met her demand. Joanie emerged from the bathroom with hairbrush in hand,. If your cup is half full you probably need a different bra.Some things are better left unsaid, which I generally realize after I have said them.I don’t know which is longer a microwave minute or a treadmill minute.My head says gym, but my heart says tacosThe following is compliments of John A.This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.When they. " I almost died at that moment. " Why her? my ass IS so much better isn't it?" I blushed and noded. She pulled me up to her room and locked the door but left the adjoining bathroom open there. She pulled off her top and pushed her breasts in to my face. Soon my erection was throbbing in my pants and she obviouslyt felt it. She got down and began to kiss up my dick untill she reached the tip. She wrapped her lips tightly around the head and began to massadge my dick with her mounds. Before long. Fixed me with her stare. I couldn’t pull away.“You are married, but you find me very attractive I see.”I had to be honest now. “I’m sorry, but you are a gorgeous woman. My body reacts to that. There’s little I can do to avoid that.”I saw a slight smile on her face. She said “You know in Europe, we are not so uptight as you Americans. Feeling a woman’s breast is not considered cheating.” She guided my hand under her shirt. She was wearing no bra! I could feel her stiffening nipple. My heart.