He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections.One night, they go to a party. The man deci...es that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home ‘Mother of Six?’ His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion, shouts right back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four.”✧ ✧ ✧Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and. I repeated the question and she sent a smiley. I said you look so good and he should enjoy life with you. She said, “I wish the same, but unfortunately not”.I said I wish if I had a gorgeous wife like you and I would have had hell lot of fun daily. Then she asked whether she looks sexy, I said you are amazing in saree. I loved seeing your body. She said, I didn’t even show any such emotions or looks while we were talking. I said I can measure everything with my eyes. Then she said I should. I could not believe my daughter's doctor just tasted her juices from his bare finger, yet the sight aroused me like nothing I'd ever seen and I almost fell over in shock. He opened his eyes again and slowly slid the finger out of his mouth and let out a long sigh. Only one thought was in my mind at that moment, I wanted a taste!His same 'instrument' went back to work again, but with her face covered, my only daughter had no idea what was going on. He began moving it in and out quicker this. "Sometimes this is how we do business here," he continued. "It would be best not to make offence."Alice looked around her. The group of men had closed in and, understanding what the conversation had been about, were obviously interested to see if she would allow the trader a kiss. Her eyes searched the dark faces but could find no sign of her husband. Oh well, she thought, I guess its only a kiss! She nodded towards the trader who immediately took her in his strong arms and placed his lips over.