(Dove) Let's compare dog farts.(Darkside) Question: My dog has no fart?(XoYo) Darkside, how does it smell?(Darkside) XoYo, it doesn't.(*Julie) My dog ...as fleas, but farts?(CarrieG) Yurk! My Granny has no nose.(*Julie) I'm leaving as well. Great chat, all!(CarrieG) Actually, that's a bad story. I really did meet an old lady without a nose once, she kinda looked like a Fraggle.(Darkside) What Fraggle? Mokey?(CarrieG) No, more like Red except with Gray hair.(Darkside) Carrie, Do Fraggles. As she talked and looked at me I was standing there froze, I didnt know if mom noticed or not. I dont see how she couldnt notice it when my cock was about 7 inches half way erect and my shorts didnt do a good job of hiding it with no boxers on. She continued talking to me and I couldnt help it but my cock continued to grow. I then quickly sat down. Mom then said "Justin are you listening to me?" I quickly replied "yes mam I am just didnt have much to say im sorry mom." "Its okay baby dont. As I was chatting with my online friends, the doorbell rang. I ignored it.“Kait, can you get the door? ” Mom yelled.The doorbell rang again. I ignored it again.It rang a third time, no big deal.Mom ran to the door, “couldn’t you answer it?” She asked me, again ready for a fight.“Nope. I couldn’t.” I replied, not hiding my indifference. She shot me a dirty look.“Who’s there?” She asked through the door.“Southern City Police, please open the door.” A man said from the other side.“Shit!” . “Has he ever made a pass at you?”“No, but he has told me more than once I have the second biggest cock in the gym after him.”“Wow, that means he must be more than …”“Yes baby, he is, much bigger,” he cuts in before I can finish.“What would you like me to wear for our new man?”“Your killer heels and your ankle length, black silk night dress with the slits up the sides almost to your armpits. Nothing else.”“What are you going to wear?”When Mike arrives my man is standing behind me kissing my neck.