If you happen to run your tongue over my breasts, well, that's all right too. Actually, I want you to give my nipples and breasts as much attention as...you want to give to my half's."I start licking and smooching Moms sweet half-glasses and kissing the beaded chain from which they hang and of course her bosoms get some pretty good action as well."Hank, dear, you forgot something," Says Mom in a sweet voice."I did?" Yes, you did a superb job of licking and smooching my glasses but you did not. I came home one day and noticed that the car wasn't on the drive, fantastic, the house to myself. I'd become incressingly frustrated, i was only able to manage to wank at night in my bed now, the house was so busy every time i tried you could be sure i'd get interupted, so an empty house was a god send.I headed straight upstairs to my room, but as i got to the top of the stairs Aunty Teresa walked out of the bathroom. "I thought i heard the door." she said.She stood infront of me, she had just. I was caught. I took them into the bathroom and started to drop them into the hamper, then stopped. No way would she be fooled by me putting them here. In the end I decided to put them back where she had left them and hope she didn't' notice the cum splattered on both pantyhose and her panties. I hoped they would dry by the time she picked them up.I was very worried as I crawled into my own bed. But I was so relaxed by this time that I fell asleep. I was wakened by the sound of a car pulling. The next time I see you, you will have lost at least 5 pounds.”When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”The blonde nodded.“I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”“From hunger, you mean?”“No, from skipping.”A cosmetic surgeon was sitting in his consulting room chatting to a friend when a beautiful woman walked in, kissed the surgeon and said: “Thank you so.