I was still in the sari which I had worn for my class it was completely dishelmed revealing what it was meant to hide in the first place. I went to op...n and the first thing I hear is “What took you so long to open the door?” It was my father in law. He entered the room. Let me give the readers a rough idea of the situation. I was in my sari which had completely dislodged itself after my afternoon siesta. My navel was completely in the open for him to see so was the bra strings popping itself. About half an hour later another man came entered the saloon."Who owns that white horse right outside?" It's mine - now what!! - It can't be overheating again" Yelled the Lone Ranger exasperatedly."No - no. The horse seems fine but you left your ind'djun running!!!"This one is compliments of MikeyA father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa.". Society mein enter maarte hi choti ke do dost milgaye aur usne mujhse khelne jaane ki zid ki. Maine use kaha jo bhi khelna hai tumlog building ke seedi mein yaa toh mere ghar mein khelo. Hamara 3 bedroom hall kitchen flat hai, pitaji ne gujarne ke phele le rakha tha. Toh woh log ghar mein khelne ke liye raaji ho gaye. Dupeher ka waqt tha mai apne mobile mein movie dekh raha tha. Aur wo log bedroom mein khel rahe the. Meri didi shamko 8 baje office se ghar aati hai aur subhe 7 baje nikal jaati. For now, he just waved and said, “Hi!”Then the bookish beauty stepped away from the door and was gone.He sat on the bed and sighed happily. This was almost too perfect, and he couldn’t ask for a better base of operations to begin his life’s work…For some years, Nick had been obsessed with the idea of turning good, chaste, virtuous women into dark, twisted, perverse sluts. He would always perk up and pay close attention whenever a movie or TV show featured a gorgeous female character who,.