"Hey Babe, don't ya think this boy's a little small? I say throw him back and come sit with a real man; maybe we can get to know each other a whole lo... better." That boy as you call him is a whole lot more of a man than you'll ever be," I replied, already sliding my way out of the booth."Who, him?" and he pushed Billy's shoulder."You lay a hand on him again and I will break off your arm and beat you with it."At this point I was already on my feet, my fists clenched and ready to fight. He looked. . A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." ... The congregation of 500 members only has seven last names in the church directory. ... people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy. ... the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized washtub. ... the collection plates are hubcaps from a '56 Chevy. ... instead of bells, you are called to service by a duck call. ... the minister and his. I saw Raul. He came over and wanted to know where my wife was.I told her she was heading this way and sure enough Helen showed up.She had on a sexy green bikini on. I loved the way her mature cures filled out the bikini. She said hi to us and laughed and said she was sober.My wife looked at Raul and asked if he would rub some lotion on her. Raul said yes as Helen was removing her top.This time Raul just went to playing with her breast in front of me. Raul sat in the chair with her were his. Depressing because he couldn't enjoy the warmth of the sun or smell the clear blue skies. It was almost 11 PM and well past the average patient's bedtime. The daytime hustle and bustle had now been replaced by the sneaking footsteps of the much smaller nightshift staff.Stephen thought he'd heard delicate footsteps coming into the room... but nothing more came of them. Even though he was the only patient in the room, the curtains had still been drawn around his bed for his privacy.Even though it.