, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein' everything, the time is goin' Tickin' on a...d on, everybody's russian Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends Kickin' in the front seat Sittin' in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin'. " Before I could ask about the we, I stood over a table with two women. One was at least forty which seemed really old to me, and the other was closer to my own age. The lights were dim so I gave the young one five more years just for the hell of it. That made her late twentyish."Preacher this is Selma and Tommie, ladies this is the preacher I told you about." Uncle Deacon nobody has called me preacher since I got home. I wish you would stop it." The women laughed."Especially when meeting two. Why is psychoanalysis so much quicker for men than for women?Men don't need to be regressed back to their c***dhood.Why are well-dressed men always married?Because their wife chooses their clothes for them.What do you call a man with only half a brain?Gifted.Why are men such wankers?Because they have a willy with a head but no brains that hangs out with two nuts and lives next door to an arsehole.What do a beer bottles and men have in common?They are both empty from the neck up.Why can women. "Oh my God" I screamed as the nurse again demanded that Iconfess. I really wanted to reveal all but somehow managed to keep mymouth shut. As the nurse moved the dial all the way to its top setting,the tube pumped at a speed that had me on the brink. "Confess and receiveyour reward" urged the nurse and finally I knew that the pleasure ofconfession was my priority and not Bambi 9." As I confessed all myactions and conversations with Bambi 9 I no longer had any concerns forher. Confession was.