They want to terminate their lives send them to me, I thought to myself. I got to the bar and one of the vampires took one look at me and told me tha... they had blood beers that were called bleer at the bar. I thanked her. "Two bleers for me," I aked the bartender. I turned around and saw that the vampire chick that I was talking to was dancing with a woman. I raised a bleer when she was looking and she winked. I raised the bleer to my lips and tasted it. It was intoxicating. O positive,. Shit. I'm going to have to be really careful how I move around.' After practicing sitting in a chair to see how much latitude I had I came to the conclusion that everything was fine as long as I stayed sitting with my legs under the table. I then remembered the water on the table and used some napkins I found on the credenza to wipe it up. I then carefully folded my wet pants and blouse and put them in my purse thinking, 'another good reason to have this monster bag.' I sat back down and,. SMACK!!! My first spank resounded through the room as she yelped and I watched her tender white cheek turn crimson, perfectly outlining my hand print and then brought it down again on the other cheek as she began to sob and jerk her body, thinking she could get out of my reach. "Don't spank me anymore, just please fuck me!!!" she screamed, but I knew it was a ploy to get it over with and I wasn't about to fall for it, I could tell when someone was actually begging. I spanked her some more and. .try it. It's free; if you hate it just delete your account. But hon, I love you and I wouldn't steer you wrong. You need to get laid, even if it's just a virtual lay.” Jill grinned over the rim of her margarita. “Okay, okay. I'll check it out. No promises. I know you mean well, but I don't know.” Jill nodded. “That's just it—you don't know. Try it, and you will. And I bet you'll be thanking me.” They chatted a little more, then Jill glanced at her phone. “Oh! It's almost 7:20. I'm heading out..