Saturday night I was at my apartment settling down with a pizza and some beer. I was going to spend an evening alone with the boob tube. It was 7:30 w...en my phone rang and I saw that it was Donna. Surprised, I answered her call."Hello Donna. What's up?" Hi Ron, I have good news, but you have to get a move on. Brian had to go to some family thing at the last minute and isn't available. I have tickets for the new musical that opens tonight and you can take me. Now hurry up and get over here,". Mukta k baare me soch soch kr bura haal tha . Raat ko 11 baj the the. Ek baar socha k usko call krunga lekin pata nhi kya bol de isliye mann maar kr so gya.Ek ghante baad mera phone baja toh neend khuli aur phone kat gya.Maine dekha toh mukta ka phone tha.Maine socha k kya kru fir soch hi rha tha k fir uska call aaya. Maine sone ka naatak krte hue phone uthaya aur hello krte hi wo gussa hone lagi. Wo boli k aapne ye kyu kaha k tum chali jaogi toh mai bhi chhutti pe chala jaunga. Maine bante hue. He almost sounded disappointed. I thought he’d be bouncing off the walls. When I asked him why he didn’t sound more excited, he said that in all his 15 years of research, only two people ever scored above 55% accuracy.“He explained to me that the two that had 100% had essentially cheated and were communicating the answers to each other with their eyes. Apparently they thought they could make a lot of money if they could convince him they were telepathic. They were found out as soon as they were. I make house calls.”My cowering wife stared in shock as I reached over totake the card. “Thanks man” I said. “Maybe I will.” Shewatched in total disbelief as I tucked the card intothe pocket of my suit jacket. Then she just broke downcrying and sobbing and tried to sink so low into theseat that I’m sure she wished the ground would open upand swallow her. I leaned over and pulled her towardsme and zipped up the back of her dress. Surprisingly,she gratefully.