Why and how Lydia became a whore is probably more my fault than anyone else's, although it was never my deliberate intention to turn her into a whore....It just kind of worked out that way. That story is kind of interesting in itself and this might be a good time to take a time out to tell it.When I married Lydia she was a stunningly beautiful, bubbly, fun loving, sort of happy-go-lucky 20 year old auburn haired young woman with a perfectly proportioned 38c-24-36, 5' 10'', 112 pound athletic body. " I'm not so sure about this, ladies," said Dan, looking bamboozled."Not sure about what?" said Marlene inquisitively. "We don't need you tobe sure about anything, but this will go so much smoother if you justfollow along and just breathe, dear. Now stand please." Ok...ok! Holy shit!" said Dan, feeling his palms grow sweaty as he stoodfrom the masseuse table. "It's just aside from what my sister just sprungon me, I'm not even exactly sure what we're doing here?" Getting the birthday girl ready,. Meanwhile, Michael squirted a load of semen on his stomach, more than I'd ever seen, and he retaliated straight away by scooping it up and throwing it at Kath, hitting her boobs and splashing on her face.The boys shouted it was unfair for Kath to put something inside her, but the girls said there was no rule against it. We all went, 'Ewww,' at the semen, but I knew women liked to swallow it, and I secretly wished I had that chance. Kath went to wash herself off, and Michael followed her.Now the. "Where's the violin player?" Good evening Midnight." Can I offer you a root beer?" Harvey asked, motioning to the ice bucket."Sure," I answered, noting that Harvey had brought the same local root beer I'd served him at our previous meeting."I'm glad you asked for a meeting. There's word out that the Black Adder is operating in this area, and you'll need to keep an eye out." Who's the Black Adder?" I asked."The Black Adder is one of the world's most notorious villains," Harvey said, pouring a.