Bewildered, he glanced downat his body and found that while he still had the lightning emblem onhis chest, he was now wearing a short skirt around his...legs. He didn'tneed the wisdom of Solomon to know that he was wearing his sistersuniform. Embarrassed, he began to redden.A woman came towards him wearing the Flash's costume. It was obviouslya woman since the aerodynamic costume was so skin tight on her that itappeared painted on, every contour on her body given prominence. Shemust have realized. Andrew decided the eccentric old man must be the super, and he turned to leave."Hold on there, Andrew", the man said gravely. "Now you seem to me to be a decent sort of fella, so let me give you a little advice - 'if you don't smoke, don't start'. Those are good words to live by." No problem. I tried it once or t-t-twice on a dare from Tony, but I didn't like it."He patted Andrew reassuringly. "Good for you. Now listen", the man said in a low and conspiratorial tone of voice. "Before you go. “Happy ending all done,” Sarah announced with a smile on her face.“And - Now - in - the - distance - the sound - of - Police - Sirens,” the BBC announcer announced like he had a twelve inch scaffolding pole up his ass.“Her-Royal-Highnes, has - told - the - RAF - to - stuff - the - plane - and - she - will - drive - the hearse down herself, clear the motorway, she’s coming through.”“Oh for fuck’s sake,” Charles sighed.“It’s what Dad would have done,” Andy reminded them.“It’s four hundred fucking. Maybe a few other people came in later. I followed David to our seats. He chose the very back row. We sat and talked for a little bit while the previews played. He made a few remarks about what he thought of the movies. After a while the movie started playing. The chairs had the armrests that retract up, so I cuddled up close to David and put my arms around him. He had his hand resting on my thigh. When my head was resting against his shoulder I could smell his cologne. I loved it so much and.