After all, we've got to justify the billion dollars we get every month!"As we walked out, she chuckled and said, "Becky, I know this is the first assi...nment you are acting as your father's wife, but please don't get any ideas."I must have blushed when my daughter pretended to check me out, her eyes pausing for the briefest of seconds on my trim stomach before moving downwards. Thankfully, any reaction I might have had was left unnoticed."I'll try," my daughter quipped back, patting me on my. .. but he apparently knew HER, because he rushed to her side and treated her like a friend (or perhaps an old lover). Raul was at her side, as well, but when we came in, the look on his faced changed to one of shocked incredulity, probably matching my own perfectly. We bumped into each other as we swapped places. I took Auntie's hand in mine."Why the hell didn't you TELL me?" I implored. "We've talked to each other on the phone at least once a month!" Oh, Fred, I'm so glad you're here," she. Concentrating on various parts of my body seemed to offer no answers either. I snuggled my butt closer to Greg and closed my eyes. If I relaxed, maybe I could get back to sleep. Just a few moments later my eyes popped open again.There! In the small of my back, a muscle was spasming. It didn't really hurt, but it felt weird and not altogether normal. I reached up to rub Greg's shoulder."Greg, honey, you have to move." Mmmpf?"I grinned as he grunted at me in sleep. He never moved, so I pushed on. "Thank you." You're welcome," I answered back. "Well, guess I'll leave the two of you alone then to catch up on stuff while you're settling in." With that, I again turned and headed back up the stairs, but now I had a whole new image inside my head, partially due to what Chris had once shared with me a while back."Wasn't he wearing a different pair of shorts?" I then heard Kate asking my wife."Shit!" I said silently to myself as I slowly climbed back up the stairs.In the past, on nights when.