" It's just that," Chaucer said. "A tale. I'd like to know what this little fucker is hiding." There's no evidence of foul play," Becket replied."You ...an't possibly believe him." I don't, but what can we charge him on? There's no evidence he did anything except wake up naked in some lady's house." And that, gentlemen, is not specifically against the law."Both detectives turned as a tall woman in a sharp blue suit strode into the room."Not you," groaned Chaucer."Yes me," she said. "Good to see. " Clarify?" Well, sir, by the time we left last time I'd really got to kind of like these guys, the Edenites. They gave us some pretty bad shit—excuse me, sir, bad stuff—at the beginning, of course, but then it settled down and I got to really enjoying the job you had me doing." Igwanda had assigned Zo, farm-raised, to teach the aliens about domestication of the local wildlife, which had proved a good fit all around."Actually, that was the main reason I volunteered for another tour," the. You've heard the blonde jokes? I've heard them all, too. I think Tiff inspired most of them. Especially the ones about the only thing a blonde's good for. That's Tiffany, and she's been good for most of the jocks at our high school at one time or another.The funny thing about it is she has both of our parents convinced she's a virgin, saving herself for marriage. I don't know what she's saving. Tiffany likes to talk about what's happening when she has a guy in her room while Mom and Dad are at. Anyone who has anything to ask from you or say to you must go through me. I must approve anything that happens to you. You are to listen to no one except me. You are not to take orders from anyone except me. When we go into that other room and you kneel in front of me, you are letting them know that they can’t hurt you anymore, because I won’t let it happen.’ Maria Elena’s mood changed upon hearing Cecilia’s translation. She realized that, as bad as her situation might be, apparently those.