We had to rent tents before we left, because they could only get us a campground reservation. Whatever.The drive took several hours, but everything in...that part of the country is several hours away. (I could not even imagine trying to take a covered wagon across any of that deathtrap of a desert. Previous generations of Americans were some bad motherfuckers, nothing like the pussies we churn out today.) Anyway, we got there, got some okay food and checked out the place. It was really cool,. “Don’t worry about it Dave, you all have been in the thick of it,” Robert said.“You’ll have to watch out, they’re cute; you never know when they are setting you up. We had another fired at Dick two days ago, the flare took it out.” Dave said.“Did you get him?” He asked.“No he fired it from a compound with civvies all around, Robbie,” Dave continued, “I hope you don’t mind, but I’m seeing Marge when I get back.”Robert smiled, “Not at all Dave, but if I can give you some advice I should eat lots. Fiona turned to me and seemed to think very hard about her next words. “Lord Wellington, we ... that is ... the four of us are sort of on the run from some very bad people. We were in the US Witness Protection system until our new names and assumed identities were sold by some federal employees.” She looked frightened, confused, and a little lost, all at the same time.“Please call me Terry. My father and grandfather were truly royals. I’m sort of a hybrid, like Baby Girl, here,” I interrupted. “No, you silly, sweet, darling bloke! My money’s in a personal trust. I just barely got access to it myself recently, though now I’m the only one who can access it all. You couldn’t take me to the cleaners with the top ten barristers in all of London! I have more money than the three of you combined, too! And you know what, dears? I’m going to prove it ... and prove that you’re with me for my sake, not my money. Do you know how?” Susie created some suspense now as she kissed each of us on the.