.1. Why do men’s clothes have buttons on the right while women’s clothes have buttons on the left?BECAUSEWhen buttons were invented, they were ver... expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid’s right! And that’s where women’s buttons have remained since.2. Why do ships and aircraft use ‘mayday’ as their call. ‘I cannot do it now as you may have already consumed too much alcohol and may not be capable of making such judgments.’ ‘Are you saying ‘no? How embarrassing, to be turned down by an android.’ ‘I did not say no. I said, ‘not now’ perhaps tomorrow.’ ‘Okay, tomorrow, I’ll be here and I’ll be sober.’ ‘Please be sure that you are willing to do this before you engage in it. Humans are delicate. Androids are not.’ ‘I’ll try to remember,’ she answered as she stepped out the door and started to her. Entranced, I found myself watching, unable to move or act. My beautiful girlfriend continued to be used and abused by the three mystery men. The one punishing her arse increased the speed (and rigour). In doing so, he started to grunt and shout obscenities at her. Within seconds he made one last, extremely hard thrust and he came deep inside her bowels. All the while, his friends continued in their assault on Helens breasts and face.The man who had just cum, removed his cock from Helen’s back. "Holy Fuck, no!" shouted Eric but he couldn't stop himself as he had reached the point of no return. His cock started to explode cum as he watched Timmy come up briefly for air before Brad filled his mouth with his swollen dick again.Eric's first blast of hot cum hit the back of my throat and I greedily swallowed it down. Eric stated to pull away but I placed my hands on his ass checks holding his spasming member in place. A few more volleys of cum coated my tongue and throat before I finally.