? I knew that we ? except the doof-ass guard ? soon, very soon, would be placed in women?s bodies. But why was this dude sayin? he was so screwed? T...ere had to be an angle? something here to help me.?Why you so screwed?? I asked straight out.?Go figure,? was all he said. Jerk!?I need to know more stuff so I can work it out!? I whined. He had me ? I always liked puzzles.He stayed dumb-ass mute for a minute and I thought I?d have to work with what I already knew, but then he opened up. ComI am the Viking Gladiator, the warrior poet, the erotic palmist,And I convey this message to you indeed without delay:We all think about it with extreme pleasure.We all contemplate on it with utter delight.Nobody is exempt from dreaming of hard bondage,Nor excused from the desires of erotic goth sex.I call her an exquisite bitch without further ado,And inform her what a lovely tramp she really is:For she needs a mammoth cock slammed in her throat,Chained to the wall maybe till her wrists. When you go to take it out later, the dry tampon has the exact same sensation as the cotton balls from the dentist being pulled from the back of your jaw. That creeky feeling? Yeah, that. When having someone's fingers inside of you is amazing. The fingernail thing is really a thing- it was more important as a teenager because the guys weren’t as experienced. I've actually been scratched inside there before from one of my first boyfriends. It feels really bad, especially when you go pee. As as. “Sierra is really really good, Even better than Ashley, I think.” He almost spat out the water he was drinking. “She is. I bet Ashley is pretty good too. I mean I know she is, from what I’ve seen of her play. Playing,” Alan fumbled over his words, thinking of something other than soccer.“Do you think their relationship will last when they go to college? I mean as more than just a friendship?” He looked at her, not sure of what to say. “Honestly, I always thought it was a phase, you know,.