“Hello?” Chris said as I undoubtedly woke him from his sleep. “Hey man, were going to Cedar Point today, get dressed and get to Ashley's asap.�...� “Wait what? Cedar Point? I don’t have a lot of money left, she made me use it all.” “Shes paying for it.” “Really? All of us? Well that changes everything,” he said springing awake. “We gotta get over there pretty much now though.” “That’s cool. Need to take a shower and stuff but ok.” “Alright see ya at Ashley's.” I hung up the phone and sat. “I was just wondering...” Holly blushed as she struggled to complete her sentence. “Go on,” I said. “You can tell me. What do you want me to do for you tonight?” “Well... have you ever fucked a cheerleader while she was in the middle of doing a handstand?” Holly asked. I grinned at the question. The dumb grin on my face was all it took for Holly to realize what the answer was. “Yeah, Becca and I do that all the time,” I answered. “Would you be willing to show me how you do that?” she asked. I. He also asked us to clean all the corners of our house thoroughly.Tuesday.We woke up at 5 am in the morning. Got ready as quickly as possible. I wore a white dhoti and a white shirt while my wife was in a white saree with a matching blouse. The guru and Shukla came at 7 am. Shukla again cleaned the living area. Then they lit a small fire in the middle. And they quickly started doing the pooja.After a few minutes, the guru felt a jolt. He shook from where he was sitting and told that impure. Plus, that is the reputation you seem to have so far. The service industry and this town are more connected than you’d think. You might want to slow down.”“Jesus,” I muttered to myself. “How many men have you hooked up with?” Courtney asked.“Four.”“Kel. C'mon. It’s me.”“Last night would make fifteen. But that includes my ex. So fourteen.”“Have you always been this sexual? I’m not judging, I’m pretty sexual myself.”“No, I haven’t. Must be something in the air down here,” I nervously.