" Ben meowed but she picked him up and gently moved him to one side of her. She stood. I looked up her and then stood myself and followed her into the...kitchen."When do you want to eat, Abraham?" Anytime after six. Perhaps around seven?" That's what I had in mind. Abraham, when are we going to have our first fight?" I hoped we got it out of our blood the day we met." I grinned."Someday, I want one where I win." She smiled at me."You won. You captured my heart, Love." I fingered her pendant. That. “Are those your balls? I always wondered what they looked like. They aren’t really balls, are they? Kind of like a… glob.”“They… they’re like balls inside of the glob,” I said, my mouth dry.“Oh. Can I, you know, feel it?”“Sure, I guess.”Samantha reached out her right hand, obviously tentative, and poked my left testicle with her index finger. After another poke, she squeezed it between her fore finger and thumb.“Does that—”The door suddenly slammed open and Samantha’s older s*ster, Mary, barged. The man I marry will be young, handsome, brave and strong! Not old, infirm and senile! I remember him from the ball. He smelt like a goat!”She thought back to the ball that had been held just two months ago. She remembered Lord Tathlone. He was a kindly man, polite, thoughtful but just a little vague, forgetful. It was unkind of her to mention his smell; but, unfortunately, he did smell like an old goat! She remembered his steward, a man a man named Ebeneezer. He was an obsequious little man.. . sure, if you want?" I asked politely."Would you?" Jenny asked eagerly "That would be great! When could you come over, and have a look at what's needed to be done?" "Anytime!" I replied casually."How about now? Could you come over now?" she asked eagerly.I glanced at my wife and she just smiled and shrugged and replied "Well, its not like you've got anything else to do today?" So, after finishing our drinks, Jenny led me around to her house, and then into the living room."This bulb needs.