Dead? Barring accidents, definitely not. Both together? In a ditch? Only if you dump me and go off with a serial killer. Sorry if I don’t live up to...your friend’s expectations but I’m just a guy who saw a girl dancing and thought ‘Wow!” ‘Wow?’ ‘Wow. What’s wrong with that?’ ‘It’s just, after so much eloquence, wow’s a bit of a let down.’ ‘Ok, I’ll rephrase it.’ He shuts his eyes and his voice drops to little more than a whisper close to her ear. ‘There is this girl, barely dressed, moving like. Her hands worked up and down my shaft, rubbing behind her tongue’s lead. I told her I was about to cum and pulled my cock out and came on her face and in her mouth. After she cleaned up, I smoked a joint with her and replayed what happened. She knew she had me…but that’s what I wanted her to think. Before she left, she asked me if I was using my old cell phone. I actually did have a few weeks left of service on my old phone. I asked her what I would get out of it. With a slight grin, she said. ...OOOHHOOOHOOOOHOHOHOOOOHH!"At the precise moment Carol knew she would explode, Tanya's wonderfulhead, her wonderful, wonderful mouth, her wonderful lips, engulfed thetwitching, pulsing centre of Carol's world, reduced in those microscopic,kaleidoscopic moments to the tiny universe of her cock and balls. Engulfedand consumed her, warmed and suckled her, devoured her, won and owned her,kept and held her, taking all the deep, heavy, twitching, thrusting,pulsing, spurting depth of her accumulated. I weigh about 135 pounds; I have very well developed thighs, legs, and a tight tush from years of cycling. I have 38DD boobs that overflow the cup a little; well, no, they overflow a lot. I should get bigger bras but I refuse to admit I’m bigger than a DD. My nipples are usually semi-hard and about a quarter-inch long but will swell to half an inch, sometimes more, when I’m aroused. It’s hard to hide them in snug clothing. My areolas are close to four inches round. I am not fat or skinny but.