“Hi. Our car is low on gas and I need to get my kids to school. I was wondering if you could spare some money.”Yep, I was being scammed. I might h...ve fallen for it if the youngest girl hadn’t giggled. The other two were busy looking somewhere between scared and miserable.“Mommy, I’m hungry,” the boy complained.“We’ll figure something out, baby,” their mom said, just a little too dramatically.I was sure it was to reinforce their dire need and to get me to be the white knight I normally was.“I. " What are you, my pimp now?" Of course not. I mean I'm not forcing you to do anything. But, do you really think that I should be charging my friends?" Karen, that's not funny." Well, it is a service that demands some sort of monetary compensation." Great, I'm being prostituted by my own kid sister." Oh, I'm only kidding. Most couldn't afford you anyway. I mean what am I going to do, steal their allowances?" Cute sis." I know I am but what are you?" Your bitch apparently!" You got that right.. 15 Minutes later I had a full blown Hard On. I needed to do something about it so I apologized to my wife's sister and said that I needed to have a wank. I proceeded to take my cock in my hand and get comfortable with my self, with in minutes she was kneeling in front of me taking a good look at my technique. I had never had any female sit in front of me during a wank and I decided to show her how hard I could Wank, I tried to Pull my cock off but it wouldn't come off, I grabbed my balls at the. Until...In the middle of all our laughter, the smell of the food, the perfumeand wine... to my complete and utter surprise... who should suddenlywalk straight into the kitchen without any warning... yes... My mother!With Helen and Madeline half drunk and giggling by the bench and metittering at the table, dressed from head to toe as a feminine littlegirl... with a ribbon in my hair... make up on my face and a wine glassin hand like the other two women...We had completely forgotten about the.