“Oh my,” she said, “I had for... I mean, I meant to go and check on you, but it’s been really busy down here.”I glanced around the empty sho....“Did you find what you were looking for?” she asked.I started to nod and then thought better of it.Mrs. Whittaker’s expression hardened slightly as she looked at my empty hands. “You’re not buying anything today? Well, I really don’t mean to be rude or imply anything, but my niece said that I really should check everyone’s bags, so if you would be so. This was the man Richard was hiding behind and he didn't recognize him at all; so it was totally beyond him why he would be using this man like some kind of human shield against May. 'I was just asked to bring him from the palace. As far as I know he grew up alone on the streets, so it wouldn't surprise me if this brat couldn't understand anything we are saying.' 'Joffre!' May growled and pointed a small and slim finger at the tall man who stood facing her. 'I will not have you say such. ‎Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had worked while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious. “I can’t believe it! I’ve got to deliver millions of presents all over the world. I enjoy X rated stories and soft cover books. I used to buy X rated books at a local adult book store. I never saw a female shopper there, all males.I used to enjoy chatting with the store manager about the books. He was curious which ones I liked and why. He probably figured out all my sex fetishes just from me telling him what books I enjoyed and why I enjoyed them. at times I would get rather aroused just from talking about the books. If I did not like a book I could return it as long as it.