Besides you're cuter this way."I couldn't tell if she was joking or complimenting me.What worried me though is that it felt good to be back in this bo...yagain. As Jess rifled through my suitcase muttering about wrinkles andthings needing to be put away I simply admired myself in the mirror, dearGod am I a narcissist too, I mean she... she.As I turned around Jess had an outfit prepared, matching black thong andpush-up bra, jean shorts, and a form fitting scoop neck black tank. "I'mletting you. Why do you hang out with her?"Pam shrugged. "I don't know. She showed me a lot of stuff." Like what?" he said. His hand moved faster on his cock."Like how to give a blowjob." Really? Have you done it before?"She nodded. "I gave Todd a blowjob."His eyebrows went up. "No way." He took my virginity." Damn. I wish I was the one who took it. I'd show you how to give a blowjob," he said, and she giggled. "You must be turned on. I can see your nipples through your shirt."She looked down at her chest.. Brigit’s arm presented me with a cup of coffee. I shambled to the kitchen table and sat down shakily.“How…?” I asked.“How did I do that? Easy. I’m a goddess. Didn’t you notice walking into the bedroom and getting undressed?”“No. I was standing by the window then I was in bed under you then…”“Enjoy it?”“Yes.”I might have said more but Brigit’s lips cut me off. I was back in the bed as she rode me again. This time I could hold on long enough for her to seem to orgasm several times but how was I. .. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."This one is compliments of John from the land down under:Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrestedPatrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the GwinnettCounty (GA).