He’s ten. We’s awalkin’ home from school takin’ a short cut through ole man Simm’s pasture. Yuh know how cow plop smells in Spring when the ...rass in new an’ all them cows got the runnys. Ugh! It’s gross. I’m tellin yuh cuz I know. Well, anyway, Jimmie takes this big stick, see, and he dips the end into this big nasty cow plop. Then he stirs it up a little so it stinks real good like an’ he pushes it right up under my nose. Well I ain’t a gonna act askeerd a nuthin’ `round those big guys. They’d. What a hole! She thought to herself. Look at all this space! I mean, if this were my mall, I'd get rid of the skating rink, put in some more stores! They've got these little kiosks all through the place... I bet they could make a lot more money than they do now with more room!Around Kristie the crowd flowed, going about their errands and business, the sound they made was loud but not entirely unpleasant.Kristie mused to herself, not really paying any attention. Mom is so lame. I'm a high school. He laughed with me. An idea formed in my head. I had some Jack Daniels in the freezer. I sauntered into the kitchen, grabbed the bottle from the freezer, and walked back into the living room with a shit-eating grin on my face. A grin formed on his face as well. I sat back down on the couch opposite him, put the bottle on the coffee table, grabbed the television remote, and started to flip channels, ignoring him and the bottle. An hour and a half later, my kids were all in bed, sleeping. Ei kotha sune aami charom speed barie dilam. Haaaa aaro jore uffffffff ahhhhhhh sssssssssss mago dekhe jao tomar deor tomar meyeke chude khaal kore dichhe. uffffffffff chod bara chod uiiiiiiiiiiiii ahhhhhhhhhhhh ssssss aaah aaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaah ufffffffffffffff ufffffffff. aamirimar paa duto amar kadher upore tule raam chodon dite laglam. Rima anonde sitkaar korte laglo. aaahhhhh aaaahhhhhhh uffffffff sssssssssssss uiiiiiiiiiiii amar berochhe bole amay duhat diye jorie dhorlo. aami.