No losses in spite of some close games. Homecoming night against a good team packed the stands. Roger was on the field coaching. Alan and Karen both k...ew he would be tied up until the wee hours of the morning. Football season in Texas dictated that.Alan had no idea how he would find Karen. Once he found her, what was he to do? Go plop himself down right beside her without so much as a "howdy?"Worse still, here comes Dickheads one and two, his asshole buddies that kept him in trouble his senior. ‘Come on Mike,’ I laughed, ‘I think I know you well enough now to realise that you wouldn’t have raised this unless you had a man in mind. Am I right?’ ‘Well, yes you are. I have in mind a nice young man, the same age as Jo. Very handsome, very considerate and almost completely lacking in confidence where women are concerned. Extremely intelligent and well mannered and named . .’ ‘Guy,’ I said. ‘Yes, Guy,’ he agreed laughing. ‘Guy is just right for her. He’s not pushy, he won’t threaten her. “I am saying that, you dumb, stupid fool. Give me the remote”. She ordered.Curtis rolled onto his back, looked at Amanda, placing the remote on his upper body. “Come and get it, if you can, dear sis”.“Oh, this is the way, you want it”. She said moving quickly down to the floor on her hands and knees and lunged quickly between his legs but Curtis was quicker, snatching the remote and holding it beyond his head. Still on her hands and knees, her head hovered almost a foot away from her brother’s. Not floppy at allAnd what exactly is this Miss?He grins and walks offI don’t care must be the alcohol I’m proud of my handy work maybe be I’ll get into this and start making penis flutes yes that must be a money making dragons den master plan of the century Clay penis flutes I can even open a little art studio by the river A few weeks later I get a call to pick up our work A little embarrassed I was a little drunk that day ooooopsI knock on the door You young lady are lateSorry I missed the.