I was marry too and unhappy with the proper straight sex, when she asked(sorry pleaded and begged) to take her as my whore. She was my mistress on the...side, till my wife caught us french kissing in the living room when I thought she was in the kitchen. I look outside and see the mail man come."Oh good, twat get the mail" as stupid cunt cums on my boot. I should make her lick it off later.. Twat quickly get my t-shirt only and walks to get the mail then in the house, crawls with the mail. You’re a good child, Seems like these two have been slowly doing it for awhile now.’ Lucille said with a laugh. ‘That’s not true’ Jordan chimed in. ‘Oh shut up boy, its true and you know it!’ Lucille replied. ‘Granny you have to talk to her, she’s crazy! She is probably on hold for the Pope now getting ready to send me to a convent, you know how she is’ Amber pleaded. ‘Ok Dear, I will do my best to make her see reason, this is my fault, I will take care of it.’ Lucille said walking away toward. "Holy fuck I fucking needed that" I gasped as his cock twitched at my lips. "I think I need a shower" I said and led him in. We cleaned each others bodies and we kissed and hugged and ran our hands all over each other. After the shower we dried off and crawled into bed, naked and soft. We were lay down, kissing and mutually masturbating each other when he said "put it on". I knew exactly what he meant. "Ok, close your eyes" I said and I went over to the wardrobe. I selected a racy little number. "John was just listening to the conversation in amusement. At the mention of actually impersonating a girl he burst out laughing. "Yeah but who's gonna do that?" They all looked at John... he knew what they were thinking. "Whoa! It ain't gonna be me..." Well well. I guess we have a volunteer." Max said slyly."You guys can't be serious..." Dead serious John... or should we say Joan!"John sighed in surrender... once the guys got an idea in their heads they won't stop until it happens. The plan.