So…no hot water. It was a very exclusive neighborhood, and had a nicely equipped clubhouse. Indoor/outdoor pool, sauna…all of the goodies. My Unc...e & I went down to take a swim. It was -26F, so It seemed to be a really good idea at the time. Sweat it out. It worked !! It was my Dad’s b*****r. We went for a nice swim, and decided to take a sauna. I had never been in a sauna. Being a couple of rednecks from Indiana, we didn’t know the proper etiquette of ‘saunaing’ so we just walked in, butt. We walked right up to the bouncer, ignoring the line. He gave us a once over and then in a gruff voiced asked us for our names. He found our names on the VIP list and we headed inside, much to the frustration of everyone in line. Our plan of attack was to drink a lot to much, and find some sexy men to grind with, and then go home with. We found a table and ordered six shots, three for each of us. We pounded them back like old pros, and strutted out to the dance floor. We danced with each other. " as he patted his lap. She took a step back and started to tell them no but she saw the empty parking lot once again and felt the stinging cold. She finally said "OK" and slowly set down trying to set on his leg. He slammed the door and as Craig started the car moving Big D said "You won't be very comfortable on my leg like that here set back." and grabbed her waist and lifted her up and pulled her back on his lap. "Omg" she thought, "my skirt got pulled out from under me and my ass is on his. Would you like me to answer that, Ken?”“Sure, mom,” he said.She put her arm around me and said, “What makes our town special is some of the people in it. Not all of them. Not even a lot of them. But certainly more than a few of them.“Ken’s father, my husband, moved to town a long time ago and opened a business. He was a handsome, personable young man and people in the town took to him right away. That’s unusual in a small town like ours, which should tell you something about him.He and I.