I gave the delivery man a nasty look as I said, "Ten more minutes and I would have been looking for another car." Sorry, I got tied up," he said not a...bit sorry."Can you drop me back at the shop?" he asked."Nope, I got things to do. If you had gotten here fifteen minutes earlier, I could have but not now." I pointed Jane toward the door."Is she always like this," I heard the delivery man ask Sam."She is usually worse, you are lucky that you still have your balls," he said laughing. "I can't. I was still a bit sweaty from work, as I hadn't taken a shower yet. Though, I never had a problem with body odor, so it never bothered me or anyone else. I'm also always shaved smooth, hating body hair, and that included my armpits.Walking from my bedroom through the living room, all the lights were off except one dim lamp on the far side of the room, and my mother was sitting on the couch watching TV, the only other light source in the room. But, between the both, I could see the room and her. Without waiting for an answer, she continued, "You have anotherhour to lay back with your mud masks on. Aren't they just the mostluxurious feeling? I'm going to put some cream on your hands awhile."Ben replied, "Thank you. You know I just love the look and feel of myface after a mud pack."When Ed was sure that no attendant was in the booth, he asked somequestions to his friend. "Isn't this whole thing with these painfulplugs up our asses going too far?" They are our derrieres, Ed, derrieres.. He came over the next morning and was gloating, telling me that he had popped your cherry. I almost decked him.” “He said that?” “Yeah, he always made crude comments about you, I never told you because I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. I usually ignored him, I didn’t want to hear about it.” “I wasn’t his first, was I? He said I was but I never believed him.” “You guys were out of high school when you had sex, of course you weren’t his first!” “What a jerk! I think I need more wine, how about.