Truth was that I did, not at work obviously, but at home. In bed alone I would always fantasise about Toni and what we would get up to together. Her h...sband would drop her off at work in the morning and usually pick her up afterwards. Sometimes however he would have to work late and she would ask me to hang on for half an hour and give her a lift home. I would often imagine what would happen if one day I followed her into her house, or maybe if I locked the doors on the car and just kept. We strolled through the local market for a while and decided to head to the local beach area, it was a steep incline down a narrow uneven track to reach the beach and she took my hand to steady herself as we headed down. As we walked along the beach she decided that she wanted to walk in the water I was glad of this as I was starting to sweat and the sand was chaffing my ankles. Before long we saw the first of many nudist couples and far from been embarrased my mum in law stated that she missed. "I rolled my eyes and led my parents out of the building. At least I'd have a chance to come up with a good appeal.When we got back, there was a message from Anna on our house phone. She wanted me to call her back, and I did so."How's it going?" she asked."Not too good. The school district won't reconsider my suspension until after it's over, so I've got a two week involuntary vacation." I'm sorry to hear that, but it does make things easier from our perspective. We've had a couple of calls. I felt like I was getting punked and looked around for a hidden camera, except there was only the one BIG camera and it was pointed right at me and there was a big red light on it that blinked, “You’re. Fucked. You’re. Fucked.” “Do you know why you’re here?” “Yes, ma’am. It’s because I missed that episode of Sesame Street that explained the difference between four and five.” I thrust my chest forward and tipped my head to one side just a little and kittenishly smiled. Blink blink. It didn’t.