“Uh ... you ... she... ?”“Yes, Dave. You’re not the best at calling your mother. I’ve got to get news somehow!” She paused, then, “Do yo... think Miri is already pregnant? Lynn says she thinks so.”“Uh ... she hasn’t said, yet,” I stammered.“But... ?”“Until she says so, I think I should keep my thoughts about that to myself,” I said, as Ellie nodded “yes” to my mother.“Okay, be that way,” said Mom, with a twinkle in her eye. “I’m packing my bags, and should arrive tomorrow at 3:05 your time. I am. .?” he asked, “no, not at all vicar, sit over there, you’ll have a better view, aunt Beth was just doing a bit of dusting weren’t you sweetheart” I said, again the glare, “it’s so nice to see you vicar, you’ll have to excuse me I must just” she said as she made for the door, “I headed her off, “don’t be silly Bethany, just sit down whilst I get the vicar some tea and cakes, I noticed some very nice scones in the fridge earlier, perhaps the vicar might like one” I said gently pushing her. "Not bad Phil" she said. "I'd like to hold it as it is some weeks since I held my husband's in our house at home. May I?" "Certainly you may. I'll stand here for you to hold it. There is nobody near us so it will be safe for you to hold it." She walked to me and held my hard-on quite firmly. Of course it had quite an effect and my cock grew even harder. "That's quite good, Pauline. I love it but I'd like it even more if you stroked it." "Does that mean you want me to masturbate you Phil?" "Yes,. What was a normal visit one afternoon to her place, (she had a big 2 bedroom unit to her self), turned into a moment of an unreal experience. I had been binge drinking and called her and asked if she was able to assist me with dinner. I had already bought some food items for her to cook, she gladly said yes and I went over to her place. As I arrived to her place, I had a few left over beers which I brought with me, she is a social drinker and I asked if she wanted any, and she said she had.