. CHECK YOUR PULSE ... this is funny. This was sent by a retired dentist.We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I hea...d about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me; I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence.Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and drove it 7.5 feet into the ground. The. She had long elegant legs and was bare-footed. "You say your lost? You'd better come in." She led the way into a tiny front parlour-kitchen and switched on a small side light on the Welsh dresser. "Have a seat." Thanks. I'm so terribly sorry to disturb you." That's OK. We thought you might be local kids trick-or-treating, as it's Haloween tonight." She moved to the dresser and took down two wine glasses. There was a half-empty bottle of red wine on the table. "Can I offer you a glass of wine?". Oh that’s right? I did it for her. Everything was for her. Ever since we met everything has been for her. I wonder how she is doing. Is she sick, hurt, ok. I don’t know. And even if I wanted to find out I don’t think I could. ‘No I will. She wouldn’t give up on me. And I wont give up on her.’ The figure the voice is coming from tries to move and finds he can’t. It’s hard even to move his eyes under his eyelids. But suddenly he fills warmth. Starting at his feet it moves slowly up his whole. " His brother had a two story house with a lawn, a couple of trees and a two-car garage. A basketball hoop hung on a pole next to the driveway.Someone must of have been waiting at the window because by the time he had closed the trunk, the front door was open and his brother was on the front stoop. He had gone completely bald."Lil' Bro!" he called out."Burt!" he called back.Hunter used to call him fartface and his brother would call him shithead, which drove their mother crazy. Burt's daughter.