His head rolled to one side and he went to sleep in mid thought.The next thing he knew, Ruby Daly, Cassie Jean's mother had hold of his shoulder, shak...ng him. "Wake up Lee Roy. Go over and look at your new baby and kiss your wife. You dam' men never show no affection unless you're told to or you want to rut around and get your pecker wet in some poor unsuspecting woman. Now you get your worthless ass over there."Lee Roy stood up and stretched his almost six foot frame. Then he walked hesitantly. I was not disappointed.Carla came in first, holding Virginia's hand, followed closely by Carmella. They were all laughing, but Carla had a look of pure lust on her face. I could tell she wanted Virginia, and from the look she was getting from her, it appeared the feeling was mutual. I wondered how Carmella would feel about Carla's face buried between those tan thighs. Carla turned to Virginia and moved close to her. Her hands seem to tremble just a bit as she reached out and began to unbutton. ”I said, “No shit?”God Bless CanadaThis one is compliments of neubergerHere is one that should come with a warning to not drink or eat while reading.“As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his
 fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill
them.

What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay’s kids’ stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.One year I decided to. I would do anything for him I love him with all my heart. During the movie I kept talking aloud and commenting on how stupid this was and how that was lame, so he bought me some popcorn and nachos to keep me content and quiet. When the movie was finally over, I started saying once again how stupid it was and what a waste of money that was to see. He was very quiet, on the drive home not saying much at all to me, I started talking about work and looked out the window, griping about annoying.