She's a size 8 and you would be a 12 if you were buying foryourself which obviously you're not. Oh this is so embarrassing!"I don't know who was more...embarrassed, the pretty shop assistant ormyself.She carefully wrapped the purchase in paper and put it in a box and gaveit to me In an Ann Summers bag. The reality that everyone was going tosee me wandering through the shopping centre with an Ann Summers bag inmy hands suddenly hit me.The things we men do for love!I eventually got used to it and. To quote one of my fellow Marines during that time, “She's got an ass like a black woman”. Kelli had a random license plate on her car that started with “YTP”. An aunt once told her it stood for “Young, Tall, and Pretty”. The license plate was right, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. I need to tell you how it all began and why Kelli meant so much to me. So, I apologize if this gets sappy and unbelievable at times, but stick with it and you might feel the same way about her, too. It. He just didn’t know when or where it would happen.Michael had laundry duty and Bob and his crew entered the room. He told Michael he wanted his ass. Michael was okay with it. Bob’s crew looked out for the guards. Michael took his jumpsuit off and assumed the position. Bob slid on a condom and squeezed some lube onto Michael’s asshole. He slowly entered Michael’s asshole. He was extremely tight, and it took many tries before slamming his dick up inside Michael’s asshole.Michael grunted and just. After all, I told him to call if he needed anything! If you had called Dave and Dave had not told me? He would have been retired today and I would still be here but looking for his replacement. He is smart enough to know that too, look at his expression!”Dean laughed at Dave’s sour puss, but Dave couldn’t keep it up and laughed along with him. “Dean,” Dave said sincerely, “there are certain things that are non-negotiable with your principle. It makes good sense to find out what they are and how.