Wow you look gorgeous auntie Barbara I said you better sit down well thank you we sat and had a couple of glasses of wine then she said I will sort di...ner out she got up and was sorting dinner out in the kitchen then she moved over to the oven and bent over and I could see she was wearing red stockings and suspenders Underneath the red dress I looked and I thought as she got knickers on or has she got a G string I couldn’t make out which one it was or maybe she hadn’t got any on at all .We sat. “Show me” he said, and she opened her legs and used her fingers to open herself. The fleshy folds were there, writ small; they would grow and expand in time, but she wouldn’t be a virgin by then. He moved over to where she lay, naked, legs open, fingers holding her firm slit open. Would he simple ram inside and break that seal? No, he replaced her fingers with his own and started to lap at her crevice with his tongue. She was nervous and young and not producing lots of fluid. She wasn’t sure if. He pulled Adam off of me and beat the crap out him as the girl called for an ambulance and the police. He told me that he settled Charlie down after making sure Adam wasn’t getting up in a hurry and called his parents to come look after her. He told me that I had to have an operation on my kidneys and stomach, unfortunately they couldn’t save both kidneys and I had lost one. I had been asleep for 2 days, Adam had been charged and jailed for break and enter, rape, grievous bodily harm and. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?15. IF A TURTLE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE.