. they are still my children's aunts.I am beginning to see that the next category is redundant; the perverts and the preverts.I met the borrowers and ...he beggars. One borrower wanted the money he gave us for our wedding gift back ... but don't tell his wife because it was the rent money. I rolled my eyes.The black sheep and the bad penny, the drunks and the addicts, and the preachers. Funny ... that's my father in law. All four of the last categories ... in one.He got in a fight with my best. Again, I went out of town on a business trip but I decided to come back two days early. As I planned I drove past the biker bar and it was packed. Sure enough, her car was parked outside. I drove home, changed and came back wearing dark glasses and a hoodie as a disguise. I sat in a dark corner of the bar and that’s when I saw her. There was my lovely house-mouse wife swallowing down a beer with her new biker lover, Butch. She was the most feminine and best looking woman in the place. Most of. I have kept it locked up these many years to protect..." To protect who?" asked the girl."Well, just look at the tape. The only reason I'm showing you this now is that I don't want hypocrisy to keep you from enjoying your womanhood." I don't understand." Just look at the tape," said Andrea, handing it to the girl and motioning to the entertainment center."Vickie turned on the equipment, inserted the tape and pushed the play button.An image appeared of a naked man and woman in bed, his phallus. Jyoti boli ki baat to tum theek kahate ho par main apne bhai se kaise kahoon hi mujhe chodo ya meri gaand maaro. Mujhe sharam aati hai. Maine kahaa ki baahar-wale kisi ladke ko mat bulao aur agar main tumhein chod rahaaa ho-oongaa aur Deepak aagayaa to kaam ban jayega. After some thinking and my convincing she got ready for that. As the parents of Jyoti and Deepak had gone out for a week all of us were quite free and one day when I was quite alone in my room doing no work Jyoti came and said.