What's a kilt forstarters? And a sarong? You could give me a hand round the house too." I'm just saying housework is a woman's job and men like me do...'t wearskirts."Before I woke up the following morning Sarah took my two pairs of jeansand my suit trousers from the cupboard.She opened my drawers and removed the boxer shorts and socks that shefound there and replaced them with the bra and pantie sets and tightsthat she had bought for me on her last shopping trip.She also put in two sports bras. Everything was arranged and on Susies birthday we went round to her house in the afternoon. Rita was in a bit of a panic as we arrived. I need to go out shopping she said. Susie has just called to say that Robs dads car has broken down so she wont be here for a while. Annie has gone to tennis practice and left her house keys here so I cant go out. We can stay in I offered. Oh that would be wonderful thank you said Rita gratefully and grabbed her car keys and handbag before hurrying out the. - Oh, how sweet of you, I heard from the hall. As I was going through my dads drawers I could hear her footsteps closing in on the bedroom. When I turned my head she was standing in the doorway looking at me.- You know, it's not very polite to look at someone's ass, she said. I froze.- What do you mean?- You don't have to lie, she spoke with what I felt was a very calm, yet strict voice.- I didn't do anything of the sort, I said, nervous as to what might happen.She stood there...looking at me,. I am kind of weird, he admitted. His strangeness wasn't limited to his voyeuristic tendencies though. No, the kids all thought he was weird because he very rarely could be seen outdoors during the daylight. The truth of the matter was Henry wasn't a people person, although he had heard his wife Penny telling people her husband had a strange skin disorder in order to fend of curious neighbors.What other adult spends all his time locked up in his room, staring at his teenage neighbors? he.