I work an opposite shift than my wife; she works days, I work nights. During the day, I am usually up a lot and very horny. Many years ago, I had hea...d stories of guys masturbating using a vacuum, but was afraid to give it a try thinking the suction could damage my dick. One day, I was home alone so I decided to try getting myself off with the vacuum. I finally worked up the courage. I used my regular vacuum and it got me off so quick and with such an intense orgasm, it was unbelievable. I. 5 hour window on Wednesday morning when I ran in to my job to do a few minor things.At this point my mind is racing. Is my son banging my wife when I leave the house?So this weekend I paid close attention and picked up on some things that may normally have been ignored.First, on Saturday evening we (the entire family) went to the hotel pool. When we got back to the room my wife decided to change in the room with him rather than go in the bathroom. She told him to turn around while she changed,. “Yeah, I know that now,” said the boy. “They’re coming back.”Bob watched the girls approach. His daughter’s face was impassive, clean of emotion, unreadable.“We’re ready to go learn to shoot,” she said.“We?”“Randy and me,” she said.“At the same time?” asked Bob.Sam gave him a level look.“If somebody is going to distract me, it should probably be him ... don’t you think?”Bob stood ten yards behind the firing line. Sam was seated, hunched over, peering through the scope.Randy was right behind. I don’t know if she was serious or just looking for a bigger tip. Karen didn’t notice when she tipped her head towards Karen and winked. As they usually have my Friday show on their radio, Betty asked her if she was the same Karen that was introduced earlier. She said she was the same. Betty asked if she worked at the station and I told her she was just a guest. Betty said she had a natural radio voice. I had not noticed at the time but she may be right. It’s hard to tell when you are listening.