“He’ll be down in a minute. But I want to hear how he mistreats me, and don’t get vulgar about ‘hard.’”“You have more than your share of...household and child-care duties.”“As I told your father some years ago -- nearly seven; how time flies -- how the two of us divide our chores is nobody’s business but our own. As far as child-care goes, he and I share more than most couples.”“I was just telling Charles, dear, that Cat’s English vocabulary demonstrates that Bob spends a good deal of time with. It was so hot and you squeezed me with your cheeks and I lost my mind. I couldn't think about anything other than the please you were giving me. You came up for air once, I opened my eyes slightly to catch Stacey stealing a glance in the rear view mirror. I forgot to tell her to put the privacy screen up. Oh well, too late now! You resumed your ministrations and I forgot about that train of thought as well.You brought me right to the edge but I wasn't ready so I grabbed you and put you in the. " More than you know. When other women have to make similar decisions, they'll look at you and see how 'happy' you are being a servant wife. They'll think it's ok to quit their jobs, ok to drop out of school, ok to become the second class citizens men once treated us like. You have no idea the damage you will be doing. All our hard work!" I just don't buy any of that. You're telling me that you're happy? After all the hell you raised, all the men you pissed off, all the times you spent giving. It’s been like, you know, something I’ve always known? But like, now, like it’s different, ya know? Oh, maybe you don’t know. Like, what the open secret is, you know?Tomorrow is like, totally my birthday. I’ll like, be totally sixteen. My sister, like you know, is already 18 but like, I remember when she like, had her sweet sixteen. But I’m like, totally a dude and all. Anyway, I like, think that grams, like back in the olden days before there were like, cars and stuff, like totally started.