I looked at the razor's handle thoughtfully, but quickly rejected the idea. I looked around the counter and spotted my hairbrush. I grabbed it, and wi...h my pubic hair only half shaved, shaving cream still all over it, I began to try and slide the brush handle up inside me. I didn't even get it in a whole inch before it started to hurt. I quickly pulled it out. Deciding that I should start with something smaller, I brought my petite fingers to my love hole. I slowly slid my middle finger inside.. G (George) spent a fair amount of time nursing his remaining testicle. While experimenting in the cellar of his house (trying to come up with a penis lubricant) he rubbed baking soda and vinegar on his weasel. It was a small explosion, causing minor damage to his dad's stuffed salmon, but incinerated G's left nut. The doctor in the ER said, "Aspergum, George for the pain." So, G asked at the drugstore, for Dentyne and Juicy Fruit, those are his favorite flavors. George thought a lot about sex,. .. Peter had just finished himself in to her panties. I must admit that it was making me hard to know that this young man was lusting for my wife, and she had no idea. I never told her about it, but the following weeks I was checking our laundry basket every time I got home from work, and every time my wife told me that Peter had visit, I found cum covered panties in the basket.This gave me an idea..... We had planned a night out, going to a restaurant, and maybe out dancing afterwards.I was. Walking around town topless or in my underwear at least is very common, but thats another story for another time.Last week I was invited to a decent sized get together- over 500 people I think. It was at the rich guy in town's mansion, and everyone from the college and high schools around were invited. That afternoon, I made sure to get a fresh shave going, put my anal plug in, and drove to the other side of town, nothing but a small jacket covering me.(somewhat!) My ass could still be seen, so.