Before I could even react, the obviously horny beast put the next part of his obviously quite elaborate plan into action. Standing on his hind legs, h... used his front paws to push me backward. Fuck! I muttered as I took a step back in an attempt to remain upright. Unfortunately, I soon tripped on one of the many discarded items that cluttered my human-free surroundings. Flailing my arms about, I was soon forced to the ground. As my back made contact with the hard surface, the air was knocked. "You can go first, Sally, since you're so sweet on him!" Carla said."I am not!" she protested."We better get away from the house. Your Dad might come out," Mary Jane whispered.We moved down by the fence and sat in the grass.Sally took her turn and wrapped her arms around my neck. I felt the lipstick slide over my lips. She wasn't good at kissing yet, but gave me a quick kiss to the amusement of the others."Come on Sally, give him a good one, that wasn't good enough!" someone said.Sally tried. Two deer were leaving a gay bar...One turned to the other and said, “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there!”What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?A man will actually search for a golf ball.What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?You can unscrew a lightbulb.What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?We’re closed. Beat it.How do you embarrass an archaeologist?Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it comes from.I took a poop. The next thing I remember is waking up and I was tied up with my face on the ground. I hear steps coming towards me but I couldn't see who was making them. I didn't feel scared because the sound was familiar, yet scary at the same time. I tried to look around but all I could see was one bright light and a big post in the middle of the room. it had wooden walls and a concrete floor. I could tell the person making the sounds was a woman, because the steps could only be made by high heels. the.