How do I pretend like nothing happened? Can I play off the texts like they didn’t exist? How do I get myself out of the situation without looking li...e a fool or creating awkward conversation? I tried to slip out of the side door when she saw me. “Hey, there you are!” I turned my head to look, trying to act like I didn’t know who was talking to me and trying not to expose the bulge still in my shorts. “Oh, hey, thought you guys had gone already.” I felt stupid because she knew I got her text. I grinned at her.Which didn’t deter her at all, and the knowing smile that answered me was a bit disconcerting. He wouldn’t have told her about last night, would he?But I almost missed the first question and had to pull myself back into the dreary reality of the conference room. Most of their concerns circled around decision making and whether we’d try to influence them to change their strategies, concerns which I could easily and with a good conscience counter. Then somebody, inevitably,. “Maybe she can’t answer the door, huh? Anyway, don’t the police say if you see something, say something?”It was too early in the morning, and his coffee hadn’t kicked in yet, so Greg gave up trying to explain why Maddie had it backwards. Instead, he got up and gave his wife a thorough good-morning-and-off-to-work kiss, groaning when she squeezed his ass and pulled his crotch against hers, her nipples tangible points through her Saints jersey.“Ooooh, that’s a nice one - don’t use all your energy. You need to know that for the pump to get good vacuum it has to have a smooth surface. So, I just shave around my lips and leave the rest to grow’.I told her to stop talking and show me. Well, her engorged cunt lips were bald but she had loads of hair around it and turning around, and pulling aside her flabby arse cheeks showed off her really hairy shit hole which was I noticed, was not very tight. ‘Pete, I haven’t had sex for quite a while and I can see that you want to fuck me. However, I.