My apartment was empty, my wife was away for a few days, hence my ability to slip out to the bath house, I stripped off and threw my clothes in the la...ndry, as I padded around the apartment naked I went to the bathroom to take a piss. As I stood there holding my cock it occurred to me that for all the cocks that I had handled and cum I had received, the only one not to cum was me, best I remedy this now!I went to the bedroom and pulled the covers off the kingsize bed, I lay spreadeagled in the. ............................................................As expected, the invite to the Theatre duly arrived Ms Christine Daviesplus 1 it displayed on the card signed by Graham Forbes Head of HighfieldSecondary School. The added bonus or so I though was that each teacherhad the day off the Theatre night off work. Clare however had otherideas.A few days before the night out we were sitting having dinner."You got Friday off haven't you." Yeah all day long; lie then you can work your magic on. "You're something else, you know that?" Yup," she agreed happily. "This will be fine, I promise." She took a breath. "Bren? I love you, you know."It felt like all the air had been sucked out of my lungs. I got dizzy. I couldn't see anything except her eyes.Somehow I managed to say it. "I love you, too." Because I did. She beamed at me, and all I could feel was pure, unadulterated joy.Usually she was the one to initiate physical stuff. She usually kissed me first, stuff like that. Not this time.. "Oh, you mean your sex life" I replied"Yes, see he likes me well... shaved down their" she said gesturing to her crotch area "And because he hasn't been around recently I kind of haven't been bothering to, and now i'm kind of... well... hairy!" she said glowing bright red."And he doesn't like it?" I asked trying not to laugh."No he doesn't. And I've tried to change his mind, but he won't... you know, until I shave, but I just don't really want to right now" she said wearily."Well, it's his.