Soon everyone started leaving the church, heading to Ellie May’s house for the reception. I thought this little tradition to be exceedingly stupid, ...nd wondered how offended everyone would be if I just went home. Later, as I lay on my bed in the lonely sanctuary of my room, I felt dirty and ashamed. How could I have been thinking about another person during my wife’s funeral? It was true that Mary and I had never been as close as married couples are supposed to be. She was a math whiz, and one. ..cool!" Mouse said with a giggle. The next morning the school was in an uproar, "someone" had boosted the Crew's ride from right outside Erin's house. As Erin and the bunch strolled off the Bus the students cheered at their collective misfortune. "Takin' the Bus Erin, what happened to that sweet Ford?" I asked sarcastically. "I can't prove it Scott, but I know you had something to do with this. You seem to have a problem with me and my crew, what gives?" she asked. "Truth, yes I boosted your. The next day i was going over to hang out with her sons like a normal day and when i got to her house I noticed her out back watering flowers. She was wearing little tight shorts and a loose top. Damn she was looking so good and I couldnt help but get a little hard on as i walked up to her. Hey Kathy hows it going Im good but the boys are at the store for a little while Oh well do you know when they are going to be back Probably about 30 Minutes or so ok thats alright Well do you want to come. A blonde mother! Oh, you don't understand how both conditions can have the same cause? Obviously you have never met a true blonde. OK, I will try to explain before I get into the story.First of all, think about the trials and tribulations of a boy going through puberty. Constant hard on at any hint of female flesh or suggestion of sexuality is the most obvious problem to any observer. All you men reading this should remember your own fantasy life during puberty. The women reading this should.