"Hi Harry...I hear you and Doreen have been having some fun,lucky pair." Helen wants a spanking and a fucking and I suggested you do it," said Doreen ...miling at her husband."No Doreen don't embarrass him," said Helen."He doesn't get embarrassed and I know he likes your arse, don't you dear?" Well yes, I think Helen has a very nice bottom judging by what I have seen..you are serious about this aren't you Doreen?" Yes, if I can join in too..what do you too think?" Well yes, if Helen would like. “Do you swear to secrecy?”“Yes.”“Swear on your cock.” she said, rather startling you. “Put your hand on your dick and repeat after me. I, John Doe, swear on my cock that I will not reveal anything I am about to hear and whatever happens in the rest of the evening.”You repeat her words, delighted that she knew your full name. She then tells you they are swingers, like many of the beautiful people in show business. Almost everybody they invite on the show are also swingers. Although Kelly and. We are stopping short of the naughty parts we wish we were doing."Silence. Was this another joke? No one said a word. They all knew the truth. They all knew that being single sucked without having sex. Their battery operated gadgets hidden in their bedrooms helped, but it wasn't the real thing. It wasn't what they truly craved.The deafening silence continued as the women looked at each other waiting for someone to speak.Harriet spoke first. "Well it's not as if we haven't already shared some. Checking with State police... negative. Checking with FBI... negative. Checking with CIA... Negative. Checking with Homeland security... negative. Checking with NSA... negative. Checking with military intelligence branches... working... negative."There is no active surveillance ordered by any of the active agencies of the US government. Going to foreign governments. This will take a while longer... working, working... working. Negative on any intelligence branch, nor are you being looked at by.