I’m going to have a bath, then lube up and put a buttplug in. I might let him have my bum tonight.”Both women had always been frank with each othe... when it came to discussing their sex lives. They had always confided in each other about positions they had tried or sex toys they had used, but this was the first time they had chatted while masturbating together. The lockdowns were having a wonderful effect on both of their sex lives.Amber was a redhead and Emma was a blond. They were both in. "Jesus Christ you're not fucking serious?" Yes, we are."There was nothing funny about what they were proposing, to ask someone to help make a baby was a serious matter. I was actually thinking about it though, my sex life had been pretty stagnant since sis moved out. Besides, it always gave me an extra thrill when Trish was watching me do one of her friends."You want me to fuck Julie?" Well, there's problem number one." Oh, what's that?" It was Julie who answered my question."I don't do guys,. I promised him I’d try, but of course I probably won’t. It’s always good to have friends, though, and having a cop for a friend could be a big help in the right situation, though it hadn’t really helped me in this mess.Some people came in, and I looked at them. It was those two guys and Erik, from the other night. He looked around ‘til he saw me watchin’ them, and waved to me. I let them find a table and sit, and went over. Erik seemed a little more self-assured tonight, and I liked him a. ”Carole (muttering): “Stuck up bitch.”Mary Christmas: “What was that?”Carole: “I said I must stitch my dress up, I think I’ve torn it a little on the side here…”Mary Christmas: “Hmmmm… well, anyway, we’ll be back home soon – I’m looking forward to putting my feet up!”The stage darkens, and the curtains close.*****Act Three, scene one.The great hall. The long table has now been cleared of all the tools, parts of toys, rolls of wrapping paper, glitter, bows and other glamorous detritus.A fat old.