After just one ring, his smugly cheerful tone sounded out. ‘Hey, Rach. What’s up?’ She rolled her eyes in annoyance. ‘You texted me.’ Jeff s...irked and nodded. Obviously she wasn’t in the mood for pleasantries. So he got right to the point. ‘Yeah, well I just finished talking Jess off the ledge. Christ almighty! I swear, that girl is-.’ Rachel cut him off, her words burning with disgust. ‘Jeff, your girlfriend is upset because she thinks you’re a cheating douchebag. And guess what? You are! So. .. can i ask you another question?"Jill: "i'll probably regret this, but ok, sure"Tammi: "has jim ever seen you naked?"Jill: "LOL ... i knew i'd regret saying ok! ya ok, he has seen me ... well actually he's seen me a bunch of times cause we used to take baths together when we were little, but i guess only once like recently."As you can imagine, she continued questioning me about how and when Jim got to see me naked. It really was innocent, so I explained. You see, we share a bathroom that is. I love pussy but the smell of a woman who drank too much wine and early onset of menapause was a sweaty and sour nightmare. Her attitude was reflective of her fragrance.Don't get me wrong, I love pussy and the smell of pussy God knows I have eaten 80 to 90 women over the last few years and what fun separation has been.Long Before we separated I was intrigued so I started fucking her mom. Her mom smelled the same but tasted much sweeter and her moms pussy was always damp as she used to cum in. I stripped down and showered before going into my room. The foot of the bed ended a few feet from the wall. I hopped up on the bed and scooted down, sitting with my back to the foot of the bed. I started by rolling on my back and planting my feet against the wall while my upper back was still lying down on the bed. I slowly walked my feet down the wall stretching my spine, attempting to lower my lower half closer to my face. I didn't succeed at first. I couldn't get low enough and I found it.