My son always hates these shaving parties, but I insist on shaving his pubes and balls and asshole myself. It's not easy to bring up three teenagers o... your own, and I insist that my boys are hygienically clean and ethically moral. I have three boys as I said, Dan who is the oldest and the most trouble, Steve, who is going through that awkward stage, and Mike who is the youngest and really submissive and well behaved. I think I started with Mike first and he has learned that I know what's best. That will be a requirement for every woman in the Fan Club from now on. You must all get pregnant by me or at least give it the old college try. You must all keep the babies, too. And you must all let me name them.“We’re going to pool our resources and get a much larger house together. One that can keep that many women living with us, you see. I eventually, even if it’s not feasible yet, want all of my fans to live with me and pop out my brats whenever I see fit. And we’ll eventually support. I started to worry. So did some of the others.“CHRISSY!” someone shouted.Just then, Chrissy came to with a jerk.“Huh? Uh, whoa!” she said.I asked if she was okay.“Yeah, I’m great. What’s wrong?”“We were worried.”“I’m fine. I ... oh my God. I passed out!”Chrissy fainted? Dayum. I was a little worried, but at the same time very pleased with myself.“Somebody get the girl a drink.” Riley said. At least it sounded like Riley. Chrissy grabbed only an ice cube from the drink and rubbed it all over her. Turning to Jane,"What did Breoca say to you?" He was a Druid, but not just any Druid but the head Druid teacher of the west. He was on his way back there with important items. He had fallen crossing the stream and injured his hip. He thinks he has broken or cracked his hipbone (Pelvis), and that he was passing blood."Hild then said, "Easterhyld said they were coming from a Druid College in a land over water in the east, and she was on her way home."This all confirmed what they had said. But.