”“And girls?” Gareth continued.“Only once, but that was a disaster,” Jed replied.“Why?” Gareth inquired.“Well… the first time I did ...t with a girl… well, you see, I actually have a bad allergic reaction to perfume, and so the first time I fucked a girl, well, as I started fucking her I sneezed and blew snot all over her tits.” Jed awkwardly explained.Gareth began to laugh uncontrollably and picking up on Gareth’s hysteria, Jed joined in. The two of them spent the next five minutes laughing. "So, we need to keep out of mischief till then, assuming I get on all right with Jim Tennant. At least I can look him in the eye and say we've never had intercourse. Not much good using euphemisms though. We've done just about everything else." He laughed, happily, suddenly gay.He looked at me - a couple of quick glances. "I don't understand how I managed to sleep with you last night. I could never do that again. Especially when I woke up to find you stirring things up. I bolted for the. She asked, ‘Have you ever done this?’ She was pointing to a woman who was eating out another woman. I hadn’t actually been with another before, so I told her, ‘No.’ She said, ‘It looks like it would be more fun than being with a guy–less painful, I would imagine.’ I about died. Instantly I became wet thinking about her going down on me. That’s when I said, ‘Honestly, I would like to try it sometime.’ I knew my face was getting red, I could feel my cheeks burning. She looked at me. She started. Stan had his arms around Mom, Kelly’s limbs embracing Dad. They clearly had something to tell us, just as we had to tell them. What was it, I couldn’t help but guess.Becca, Melanie, and I sat together on the couch, Janine on my lap, Paige on Becca’s, and Heather on Melanie’s. Each lady rested her head on our shoulders, too, letting everyone see what was going on where my parents stayed. Stan coughed and so did Kelly, the latter staring at me with poorly concealed lust ... or perhaps at Janine’s.